Now for the answer of a second well-asked question:

CAN I WALK ON WATER?

Answer: Absolutely and without a doubt given the proper conditions, I will (indeed!) appear as if I am walking on water.

Now you may further ask: What, exactly, are the conditions?

I will, most certainly, take the following opportunity to address your concerns.

The following conditions must be present in order for anyOne to accomplish these appearances: The water may be no deeper that 4.623cm to-39.26mm. The sun must be at a varying degree angle to catch the reflection of the beautiful sky rising overhead. The sand underneath the waters within which anyOne will be required to complete a pre-selected and pre-calculated number of ‘sufficient-steps-of-proof’ shall be exacted at a depth reading approximately 4.623cm-39.26mm-33.22mm., and it (both water and sand) must be free of all floating debris.

NOW . . . I am not exactly certain of these calculations (although I did work ‘into-the-Night’ to gather their calculative measure souly for your benefit. BUT . . . if there is any question as to their exactness (any question at all) please contact one of the many Hollywood Studios in sunny Cal-ee-for-nee-ah for a further address of this resolve.

In further address to this question: If walking on Water is knowing how to rise above an ‘INCESSANT-STREAM-OF-THOUGHT’ remaining untouched as they ebb and flow in the violence of rising tides or those which speak for calm . . . I can do THAT to o. . . and without getting wet, soggy, or drowning under their scourge!