NOW . . .to answer one of only some of your questions . . .

CAN I TURN WATER INTO WINE?

Answer: Why should I bother, when the Napa Valley Distillaries do it so much better than what I could possibly hope to accomplish.

However . . . can I take the ‘fruit of the vine’ . . . carefully add just the ‘right ingredients’ in their measured proportions (this depending upon the ‘wine’s being targeted for production, and which includes both suitability and specificity) . . . arrange for the ‘prime-and-proper’ conditions . . . and just the appropriate measure of time such that ‘watered-down-happiness’ (which is subject to sour, spoil and go rancid) is transmuted into the ‘Wine-of-Pure-Joy’ (which Is ‘I’mmutable) . . . YES! I CAN DO THAT!

But . . . here’s the problem:

How many ‘peep-holes’ does it take to change a ‘Light’ bulb?

(Sing along with the Jeapordy Theme): da-dem-da-dum-da-dem-da . . . da-dem-da-dem-dip-da-diddle-dum . . . . da-dem-da-dum-da-dem-da . . . dip-ta-de-da-da-dem-da . . . Times Up!

Do you give up?

It only takes One . . . but, that ‘grape’ has really got to want the change!